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一次没卵用的重生

One Useless Rebirth 

作者:不会下棋

Author: Can’t Play Chess


Source: http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=3107550

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Translator: mirutranslations

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Summary:

He Bai won the lottery, became rich, and reached the pinnacle of life. Then, he inadvertently took a picture of the Film Emperor Di Qiuhe being killed. And after reporting this case to the police, he was reborn in a midst of confusion.

He Bai: I don’t have any horrible relatives to abuse. Why was I reborn?

Di Qiuhe: But I do.

He Bai: I also haven’t been betrayed or harmed by anyone. Why was I reborn?

Di Qiuhe: But I have.

He Bai: I just want to have some money to live freely and eat well. I already achieved that goal, so why was I reborn?

Di Qiuhe: I have money, but don’t live freely or well.

He Bai angrily flips the table: So what’s the use of my rebirth! Just to make me suffer again?!

Di Qiuhe (Holding and Touching He Bai): Be my lover, you’re only responsible for eating “lollipops,” you won’t eat any bitterness.

He Bai: Leave!

So basically, this is a sweet story of a naive and cute person who goes back to the past, flaps his little butterfly wings, and helps the man who used to be last life’s big Film Emperor, but in this life, is still a miserable Great Devil King, to walk towards the pinnacle of life (while also dragging someone home)!


Author’s Notes:

  1. The top and the bottom’s bodies and hearts are all one on one, MC is a bottom;
  2. The bottom has been reborn, the top hasn’t;
  3. Refuses to accept unreasonable opinions, refuses ad hominem attacks, doesn’t like pointing and blaming, let’s all not harm each other
  4. The author’s IQ is low, occasionally has logic that doesn’t make sense;
  5. The goal is to be SWEET! SWEET! SWEET! Life without sweetness is incomplete!

Tags: Rebirth, Sweet, Only have eyes for each other

Keywords: Protagonist: He Bai, Di Qiuhe┃Supporting Characters: Passerbys┃Others:


Main Story:

Chapter 1: Murder Scene

Chapter 2: Autograph

Chapter 3: Film Emperor

Chapter 4: White and Whiter

Chapter 5: To Order to Eat Meat

Chapter 6: Notebook Paper

Chapter 7: Anti-fan

Chapter 8: Are you there?

Chapter 9: Cute Girl

Chapter 10: Stingy


Chapter 11: Milk Tea

Chapter 12: I’m Not Happy

Chapter 13: Longetivity Noodles

Chapter 14: Happy Birthday

Chapter 15: Do you really want it?

Chapter 16: The First Time

Chapter 17: Opportunity

Chapter 18: What’s going on?

Chapter 19: Muah

Chapter 20: You deserved it!


Chapter 21: Shock!

Chapter 22: The Best Defense is a Strong Offense

Chapter 23: 3-in-1

Chapter 24: Helicopter Wife

Chapter 25: Resignation

Chapter 26: Haunted

Chapter 27: Remember your a**!

Chapter 28: Sneakshot

Chapter 29: Woof Woof

Chapter 30: Fake Fall on Level Ground


Chapter 31: Pah.

Chapter 32: A Hot Cold

Chapter 33: It’s Over

Chapter 34: Eternal Parting

Chapter 35: Penalizing Oneself with 3 Glasses

Chapter 36: Xiao Bai

Chapter 37: Wheres the Crane?

Chapter 38: To Worship as a Teacher

Chapter 39: Henpecked Husband

Chapter 40: Dogs Biting Dogs


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Chapter 78:

Chapter 79:

Chapter 80: 《Qiu》(Autumn)


Chapter 81: Qingming Festival (Tomb-sweeping Day)

Chapter 82: 《He》(Crane)

Chapter 83: Taking Advantage of Popularity

Chapter 84: The Color of “Qiu” (Autumn)

Chapter 85: Little Assistant

Chapter 86: To Beat One at One’s Own Game

Chapter 87: Once and for All

Chapter 88: Investment

Chapter 89: Knock Knock Knock–

Chapter 90: Criminal Siblings


Chapter 91: Let’s Never Meet Again

Chapter 92: Nu’er Hong (Daughter Red)

Chapter 93: Teddy Plushie

Chapter 94: Slap

Chapter 95: Escape Route

Chapter 96: Best Male Lead

Chapter 97: Domestic Violence

Chapter 98: Leaving Home

Chapter 99: Nightmare

Chapter 100: Assistant An


Chapter 101: Kiss me!

Chapter 102: Prohibited Drugs

Chapter 103: Last Lifetime

Chapter 104: Sorry

Chapter 105: Helicopter Husband

Chapter 106: Epilogue

Chapter 107: Extra 1

Chapter 108: Extra 2

Chapter 109: Extra 3

Chapter 110: Extra 4

Chapter 111: Extra 5

Chapter 112: Extra 6

Chapter 113: Extra 7