One Useless Rebirth
Author: Can’t Play Chess
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He Bai won the lottery, became rich, and reached the pinnacle of life. Then, he inadvertently took a picture of the Film Emperor Di Qiuhe being killed. And after reporting this case to the police, he was reborn in a midst of confusion.
He Bai: I don’t have any horrible relatives to abuse. Why was I reborn?
Di Qiuhe: But I do.
He Bai: I also haven’t been betrayed or harmed by anyone. Why was I reborn?
Di Qiuhe: But I have.
He Bai: I just want to have some money to live freely and eat well. I already achieved that goal, so why was I reborn?
Di Qiuhe: I have money, but don’t live freely or well.
He Bai angrily flips the table: So what’s the use of my rebirth! Just to make me suffer again?!
Di Qiuhe (Holding and Touching He Bai): Be my lover, you’re only responsible for eating “lollipops,” you won’t eat any bitterness.
He Bai: Leave!
So basically, this is a sweet story of a naive and cute person who goes back to the past, flaps his little butterfly wings, and helps the man who used to be last life’s big Film Emperor, but in this life, is still a miserable Great Devil King, to walk towards the pinnacle of life (while also dragging someone home)!
- The top and the bottom’s bodies and hearts are all one on one, MC is a bottom;
- The bottom has been reborn, the top hasn’t;
- Refuses to accept unreasonable opinions, refuses ad hominem attacks, doesn’t like pointing and blaming, let’s all not harm each other
- The author’s IQ is low, occasionally has logic that doesn’t make sense;
- The goal is to be SWEET! SWEET! SWEET! Life without sweetness is incomplete!
Tags: Rebirth, Sweet, Only have eyes for each other
Keywords: Protagonist: He Bai, Di Qiuhe┃Supporting Characters: Passerbys┃Others:
Chapter 9: Cute Girl
Chapter 10: Stingy
Chapter 11: Milk Tea
Chapter 12: I’m Not Happy
Chapter 13: Longetivity Noodles
Chapter 14: Happy Birthday
Chapter 15: Do you really want it?
Chapter 16: The First Time
Chapter 17: Opportunity
Chapter 18: What’s going on?
Chapter 19: Muah
Chapter 20: You deserved it!
Chapter 21: Shock!
Chapter 22: The Best Defense is a Strong Offense
Chapter 23: 3-in-1
Chapter 24: Helicopter Wife
Chapter 25: Resignation
Chapter 26: Haunted
Chapter 27: Remember your a**!
Chapter 28: Sneakshot
Chapter 29: Woof Woof
Chapter 30: Fake Fall on Level Ground
Chapter 31: Pah.
Chapter 32: A Hot Cold
Chapter 33: It’s Over
Chapter 34: Eternal Parting
Chapter 35: Penalizing Oneself with 3 Glasses
Chapter 36: Xiao Bai
Chapter 37: Wheres the Crane?
Chapter 38: To Worship as a Teacher
Chapter 39: Henpecked Husband
Chapter 40: Dogs Biting Dogs
Chapter 80: 《Qiu》(Autumn)
Chapter 81: Qingming Festival (Tomb-sweeping Day)
Chapter 82: 《He》(Crane)
Chapter 83: Taking Advantage of Popularity
Chapter 84: The Color of “Qiu” (Autumn)
Chapter 85: Little Assistant
Chapter 86: To Beat One at One’s Own Game
Chapter 87: Once and for All
Chapter 88: Investment
Chapter 89: Knock Knock Knock–
Chapter 90: Criminal Siblings
Chapter 91: Let’s Never Meet Again
Chapter 92: Nu’er Hong (Daughter Red)
Chapter 93: Teddy Plushie
Chapter 94: Slap
Chapter 95: Escape Route
Chapter 96: Best Male Lead
Chapter 97: Domestic Violence
Chapter 98: Leaving Home
Chapter 99: Nightmare
Chapter 100: Assistant An
Chapter 101: Kiss me!
Chapter 102: Prohibited Drugs
Chapter 103: Last Lifetime
Chapter 104: Sorry
Chapter 105: Helicopter Husband
Chapter 106: Epilogue
Chapter 107: Extra 1
Chapter 108: Extra 2
Chapter 109: Extra 3
Chapter 110: Extra 4
Chapter 111: Extra 5
Chapter 112: Extra 6
Chapter 113: Extra 7